You're dead Ms. Jackson from Reno, NV!
My Sock Wars socks are done and DHL is picking them up and sending them out! I succeed in killing someone before getting killed. I'm happy and I never want to knit these socks again. I feel bad for my target though. I didn't kitchner the 36 sts left on each toe and did a three needles bind off to save time. They're kind of ugly but the rules say you need to finish them not you need to finish them AND have them be pretty.
I have pictures and stories and all kinds of fun things but those will have to wait.
YAY! I killed someone woooo!